The Classic Collection is simple and clean, featuring a timeless black & white style with fun & unique scents that are anything but average.


Bébé It's Cold Outside - peppermint, vanilla, and a hint of sugar

Best Wishes. Warmest Regards. - earthy blend of light citrus and warm clove on a delicate bed of exotic florals, musk, & patchouli

Ew, David - cypress, dark plum, saffron, cinnamon, & smoky amber

Herb Ertlinger Fruit Wine - fruit wine with a hint of banana

I Like the Wine, Not the Label - a moscato wine scent, sweet but not overly so

I Love This Journey for You - French lime blossoms, bergamot, & tarragon blended together in a subtle boho chic scent

I'm Trying Very Hard Not to Connect with People Right Now - leafy greens & florals, basil, citrus, amber, musk

My Best to Bob Cratchit - bayberries, pine needles, thyme

Rose Apothecary - rose petals, sandalwood, botanicals, and vanilla

You Just Fold in the Cheese - creamy sharp cheddar mixed with milk, salt, & butter...reminiscent of macaroni and cheese!

You're Simply the Best - citrus, melon, magnolia, jasmine, and sandalwood



The 9oz jar holds 8oz of 100% soybean wax by weight and boasts a 45 - 65 hour burn time.


Choose your scent from the drop down menu.

Schitt's Creek Inspired Scents - Classic Collection

  • If there is any damage to your order, please contact us by email and include photos of damage to product as wells as photos of the packaging within 5 business days of receiving.  We will then issue a credit or replacement for damaged items.  After this time, we are not responsible for items.  We recommend keeping candles out of direct sun and heat to preserve quality and appearance of candles. 

  • Most orders ship out within 1 - 2 weeks.  Occasionally it can be in less time depending on other orders, our schedules, etc.  Please note that orders are typically made to order, and everything is hand-poured in small batches.  These are NOT coming to you from a large factory with dozens of workers. 


    If you do need your order more quickly, please email us or leave a note, and we will see what we can do!