The Classic Collection is simple and clean, featuring a timeless black & white style with fun & unique scents that are anything but average.


2020: "Zero Stars.  Would Not Recommend." - vetiver, opoponax, beeswax, ambrette, & cumin

2021 Doesn't Have to be Perfect, but Please Let it be Better Than 2020... Please?!  - mango, sage, green tea

Home Sweet Home - apple, pecan, sage

I'm "Essential" - lemon, cedarwood, moss

I'm Not Shy, I'm Social Distancing - white citrus, tayberry, teakwood

It's Fine, This Is Fine, I'm Fine, Everything is Fine - ginseng, lime, orange, clove, & grated nutmeg

Keep Calm & Drink More Wine - tuscan red wine

Medicine Ball Tea - green tea, lemon, mint

Miss Your Face - mimosa, cardamom, heliotrope

My Last Fuck to Give...Oh Look, It's On Fire - burning embers, hopes, dreams

Netflix & Chill - mahogany, lavender, oak

Not Enough Sage in the World for This Shit - clean, fresh, earthy sage

Quarantine & Chill - lavender, spring apricot, pomelo

Quarantine Queen - cocoa butter, olive wood, cashmere

Quarantined for Life - smells like blood orange margaritas...because why the hell not?  You're quarantined for life!

Quarantini - gin martini, lemon peel

Smells Like Homeschooling - marshmallow rice krispie treats & chocolate chip cookies

Social Distance & Self Care - black currant, absinthe, saffron

Social Distancing Since Before it was Cool - sandalwood, amber, suede

Stay the F*ck Home - yuzu, cocoa, tonka bean

Succulents & Self Care - clover, moss, aloe

The Mask Goes Over Your Fucking Nose Too, Asshole - citrus, basil, honey

Wash Your Damn Hands - blackberry, bay leaves, bergamot

You Know Who's Responsible for This, Don't You? That Bitch, Carole Baskin - patchouli, nag champa, & sardine oil (jk)


The 9oz jar holds 8oz of 100% soybean wax by weight and boasts a 45 - 65 hour burn time. Candles come with a clean burning cotton coreless wick.

Quarantine Inspired Scents - Classic Collection

  • Most Classic Collection orders can be shipped within 2 weeks or less, depending on size of order and time of year.