The Bad Words, Good Intentions Collection is full of snarky little quips meant to make you smile...and as an added bonus, they all smell amazing! The 9oz jar holds 8oz of 100% soybean wax by weight and boasts a 45 - 65 hour burn time. Choose your scent from the dropdown menu.

 

Allergic to the Bullshit - orange blossom, water lily, honey


Anxious AF - ginseng, lime, mint


Basic Bitch - pumpkin spice latte


Bitch, You Got This - black currant, jasmine, tonka


Bite Me - black cherry, pineapple, lime


Calm Your Tits - lavender, cedar leaf, camphor


Crafty Bitch - orange, patchouli, oakmoss


Dirty Hippie - herbal patchouli, nag champa, sandalwood


Do Epic Shit - lemon, verbena, eucalyptus


Do No Harm, Take No Shit - lavender, sandalwood, amber


Domestic Fucking Goddess - fresh laundry, light florals, soft powder


Don't Be a Cunt - blackberry, saffron, musk


Don't Bug Me - citronella, lemongrass, rosemary


Drink Up, Witches - pumpkin, bourbon, mahogany


Excuse the Mess, My Kids Are Assholes - sugary breakfast cereal


Feminism is my Second Favorite F Word - citrus, jasmine, sandalwood


Festive as Fuck - pomegranate, red currant, apple cider


Fresh Out of Fucks - lemon, verbena, basil leaf


Fuck Around & Find Out - mango, pineapple, coconut milk


Fuck Your Feelings - pinecone, musk, cedarwood


Fueled by Caffeine & Feminist Rage Fresh - fresh roasted coffee beans


Go the Fuck to Sleep - lavender, fern, sage


Happy Fucking Birthday - red velvet cake


High AF - cannabis, fern, violet


Home Sweet Fucking Home - apple, pecan, sage


I Came, I Saw, I Had Anxiety, I Left - bergamot, spearmint, camphor


I Hate You the Least - honeysuckle, patchouli, vanilla


I Like Pretty Things & the Word Fuck - cocoa butter, amber, sandalwood


I'd Shank a Bitch for You - lime, coconut, vanilla


Inhale the Good Shit, Exhale the Bullshit - Indian sandalwood, dark musk, golden amber


Introverted AF - blackberry, lily, musk


It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers - pumpkin, plum, spices, maple syrup, vanilla


Just Trying to Keep My Shit Together - dandelion, sweetgrass, lily


Keep Calm & Drink More Wine - red wine, white flowers, dry wood


Let's Brunch, Bitch - mandarin mimosa


Let's Day Drink - fresh fruits, wine, effervescence


Let's Get Toasted - toasted marshmallow


Let That Shit Go - amber, lotus blossom, vanilla suede


Live, Laugh, Leave - plum, raspberry, patchouli


Love Your Fucking Guts - dragonfruit, foliage, plumeria


Miss Your Damn Face - mimosa, cardamom, heliotrope


Mother of the Fucking Year - rosemary, pomander, lavender


My Favorite Season is the Fall of the Goddamn Patriarchy - autumn leaves, harvest apples, nutmeg


My Last Fuck to Give...Oh Look, It's on Fire - burning embers, smoky sandalwood, dry leaves


Namaste, Bitches - sandalwood, bergamot, patchouli


Not Enough Sage in the World for this Shit - herbal earthy sage


Not Everyone's Cup of Tea - tea leaves, rosehips, bergamot


Not Getting Paid Enough for this Shit - sandalwood, suede, cedar


Not Today Satan - peppermint, lily, amber


O' Holy Fuck - winter woods, citrus, clove


Oh Please, Mansplain it to Me Some More - bergamot, olive branches, musk


Santa's Favorite Ho! - ginger, nutmeg, cocoa


Spooky Bitch - cinnamon bark, black tea, patchouli


Thanks For Putting Up with All My Shit - apricot, lavender, cashmere


The Mask Goes Over Your Fucking Nose Too, Asshole - bergamot, honey, almond


Tis' the Fucking Season - cinnamon, apple, clove


True Crime & Chill - yuzu, cocoa, tonka bean


Wash Your Damn Hands - bay leaves, blackberry, soft florals


Welcome to the Shitshow - apple, violet, musk


You're a Fucking Goddess - citrus, cassis, fern

Bad Words, Good Intentions Collection

$21.95Price
  • If there is any damage to your order, please contact us by email and include photos of damage to product as wells as photos of the packaging within 5 business days of receiving.  We will then issue a credit or replacement for damaged items.  After this time, we are not responsible for items.  We recommend keeping candles out of direct sun and heat to preserve quality and appearance of candles. 

  • Most orders ship out within 1 - 2 weeks.  Occasionally it can be in less time depending on other orders, our schedules, etc.  Please note that orders are typically made to order, and everything is hand-poured in small batches.  These are NOT coming to you from a large factory with dozens of workers. 

     

    If you do need your order more quickly, please email us or leave a note, and we will see what we can do!